We got a shiny new production line
Output remained suspiciously familiar

The consultants found three ways to save energy
None involved turning anything off

The maintenance strategy was completely redesigned
Nobody could fix the machine anymore

The automation roadmap looked very promising
We're still pressing the button daily

The AI platform is ready for production
If only we had more data to train it on

The observability stack gave us complete visibility
We could finally watch the outage in real time

The AI copilot automated the tedious work
An intern is cleaning up the resulting mess

The migration to Cloud went according to plan
We're now flying in zero visibility

The two teams finally co-architected the solution
To a problem that nobody has

The software team shipped the integration
Operations was informed shortly afterwards

The consultants mapped the entire process
They missed the person running it

Engineering optimized the digital workflow
Procurement still sends orders by email